The Advance of the Clowns

Hey guys, I found this on a so-called "news" website (AOMID) staffed by "able writers who are all experts in their fields." The profile of one reads as follows-- "John Smith [name changed to protect the incompetent] is both an experienced journalist who enjoys reading, writing, hiking and volunteer work." Really? He's both of those things? Good thing somebody's minding the (journalistic) store. On the same site, which seems to be aimed at our lovable...